JOKE: Microsoft Innovation 
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 JOKE: Microsoft Innovation

WASHINGTON DC -- April 2, 2003

Yesterday, the Supreme Court rejected on a split vote of 7 to 2
Microsoft's final appeal on Federal Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson's
innovative remedy to their crushing monopoly power.  Microsoft is now free
to integrate whatsoever they please into their operating systems products.
However, Jackson's ruling dictates that these operating systems may only
be distributed under the insidious Gnu Public License, so it is unlikely
that they shall choose to do so.  Full story to follow.
    "Since when did you hear people talk about writing LISP or BASIC *scripts*?
     JCL and shell make command *scripts*; perl and LISP make *programs*."  --me

Tue, 07 Aug 2001 03:00:00 GMT  
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