Perhaps this should be added to the "answers to freqiently asked questions"?

        Q: I have a problem with some Unix 'C' compiler.

        A: Ask it on comp.unix.questions.

Or maybe "Emily Postnews":

        Q: I've just run into a problem with my Unix 'C' compiler... I
           can't find a way to execute IO instructions.

        A: That's horrible. Rush right over to comp.lang.c and complain!
           Maybe they'll get it into the new ANSI standard and force AT&T
           to fix UNIX enough that you can get your program to work.

Doug McDonald

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